You probably already know that I've been tattooing longer than most of your pets have been alive and that I have excellent grooming habits. Here are a few things that you might not know about me:

Although I do quite a bit of realistic tattoos and portraits, I'm also quite proficient in stick-man drawing and allegorical illustration - especially those with subversive underlying themes.

I was raised by river otters.

My favorite color is puce.

I have an irrational fear of jelly beans.